A few ditties

Couple of Emails sent to me which you may enjoy

SIGN IN A STORE WINDOW.    'WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE BRITISH SOLDIER!'   This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in  CAMPBELTOWN, SCOTLAND.  You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement.   However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty.   After all, it is ONLY A SIGN. You may say 'What kind of business would dare to post such a sign?' Answer: A FUNERAL PARLOUR. (WHO SAID SCOTTISH UNDERTAKERS HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOUR?)   YOU GOTTA LOVE IT!!!   = God Bless Scotland=

If Scotland gains its independence after the forthcoming referendum,

the remainder of the United Kingdom will be known as the

Former United Kingdom (F.U.K.).

In a bid to discourage Scots from voting 'Yes' in the referendum, Lib.Dems have now begun a campaign with the slogan: "Please Vote No For FUK's Sake!"

They feel that the voters will be able to relate to this.............

Well its 9^th Jan and I must admit I haven’t seen a Bulgarian yet, but in all fairness I’ve only been in Bulgaria for 4 days

I had this forwarded to me how true should also said  reading