Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Census form completed

My census form has been returned.



In answer to the question: "do you have any dependants"


I put "Asylum seekers, Gypos, Smackheads, most of Liverpool,


the cast of Jeremy Kyle, the Bradford Taliban, Northern Rock, the Scottish NHS

and half of Eastern Europe".


Apparently, it wasn't the right answer!!!

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